GTA V

GTA V is coming out!

Okay, the graphics look like another league up. Very impressive. But I have a sinking feeling in my stomach. I just know they have gone politically correct and are feminazi-approved.

"Does that mean you're not going to get it?" Pi asks.

"I don't know about that. I just don't feel very optimistic. Even if they just keep up the sexiness and misogyny at the same level as GTA 4, I don't know if I would care to bother. Besides, I'm not sure if my Xbox still works; I'd give my machine less that 50-50 odds.

"You know, I was thinking about how I didn't even care to give "Gay Tony" much of a run, and it occurs to me that I cannot remember checking out the strip clubs in the game, to see if they spiced it up with anything different. I only remember being demoralized by that dance club, in which we are allowed to take a girl into a bathroom stall, but are only allowed to hear sex noise, like in GTA 4 when we just get a shot of the curtained windows from outside.

"Nor do I remember checking out the prostitutes, to see if I can use and then ice one.

"It must just be my memory though, becuase that surely would have been uppermost on my mind.

"Maybe I should check on my Xbox, after all, just to be sure."


(ONTD)

LiLo

LiLo was sentenced to jail, but it looks like she will be immediately released, supposedly per routine, rather than because she's a celebrity.

_ _ _

Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced Lindsay to serve 30 days in the pokey, adding that the only way to shave time off the sentence is if it's required by law. A Sheriff's official told us earlier this week ... misdemeanor inmates only serve 20% of the actual sentence because of overcrowding. But the 2 officials we spoke with today say ... because of overcrowding they immediately release inmates sentenced to less than 90 days.

As for what the judge said -- that the sentence can only be reduced if required by law -- the officials say there's a federal court order on overcrowding that "trumps everything," and that order has been interpreted to immediately release people with short jail sentences.

Sheriff's spokesperson Steve Whitmore just confirmed with TMZ ... Lindsay will get in and out of jail pronto, adding the only reason there might be any sort of delay is if there are lots of other inmates who are being processed out at the same time.

-- ONTD

orange swirl ice cream

Pop ask how was the orange swirl ice cream.

Daimon says, "I think he is a little bitter that you ate it."

"I know. But I left it alone for a couple of days, and he shouldn't have put it on top of my sausages, claiming my space, after I had already moved it elsewehere. So I made it mine."

Daimon says, "Smooth movie, though, to mention Rocky Road ice cream."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets it tomorrow. Which definitely means sweetbread this weekend. I'm going for cinnamon rolls; it's been a while."

Sugar

Checking Sugar's blog and seeing that she is still neglecting it, I restlessly peruse her links, and I check out Winnipeg Internet Pundits, and scrolling down, I see an interview with Sugar. And Wow!

Her voice sounds more normal. I recall her having a real brassy voice, bordering on the masculine, but she now sounds like your normal upper-middle-class chick. And more fetching in my opinion.


http://winnipeginternetpundits.tumblr.com/post/9937032076/sept-7-great-expectations-with-special-guest

the uppermost decibels

Daimon says, "Oh, goodie! A pissing match!"

Pop has the TV cranked to the uppermost decibels, and feeling aggravated, I cranked up the kitchen TV for my cable news.

"Well, it's not he is watching a Cowboys game, or... what's that singing contest? "American Idol". Or whatever."

Pi asks, "Did it help? To join the battle."

"If felt good for about a minute. But then I realize that I don't really gain anything by it. First, because what I really want is quiet, or relative quiet, and I certainly can't have that by competing with him to see who can be louder. Second, I know I cannot win. Doing my level worst, I can only be like a biteless fly that flies a couple of circuits around him and then is gone. He can especially kill me at night, since he doesn't care to go to bed until two or three, whereas I want to hit the mattress and fall asleep at around eleven, eleven-thirty."

"There's the morning!" Daimon offers.

"No, that's not any good. Remember, he also bugs me then by cranking up his country and western music in his room by about seven. I can only imagine that he is somehow able to sleep to his music even as it beatus up his eardrums.

"I'm afraid I am at his tender mercies and he can be a most capricious and nettlesome god."

LiveJournal

I needn't bother checking into LiveJournal, right? What would be the point?