
Okay, before I open the rest of my accounts and begin the evening blogging rounds in earnest, is there anything worth taking a few minutes to discuss?
"Sure, how is that sicko novel, the girl next door."
Ah, yes, I am glad you asked. I'm glad I decided to spring the few bucks. It is perhaps the smartest thing I have done all month.
"You're terrible! How many times has the girl next door been raped so far? A dozen times?"
I haven't gotten that far. But I am reminded about what I really want in my nightime reading. I mean, I find myself longing for the night and the opportunity to get back into the story. I try to stay up longer in order to get further in the book. This is exactly what I want from my nightime books. A true page-turner. Fiction that has the slightest pretension, aside from the pretension to be be purely wicked fun, does not work.
"And women better be getting sexually abused in it."
Well, that is the absolute best, I suppose, but I don't think it's strictly necessary. But it probably does need to be a little sexy. I think of the last detective novel I read, "He Died with His Eyes Open" by Derek Raymond. I enjoyed it and it was fun, but... I don't know if I would want to read another book like that, if I knew that that was all there was going to be. I can see myself trying other detective novels, looking for one that might hit more of my buttons, but I do need a moderatly high sexual quotient, I think.
"I think it would be better if you just got a girlfriend."
But we sort of tried that, didn't we? and you see how well that works for me.
"You just need to try having a relationship with a plainer woman, a nice woman, someone you can relate to."
I'd rather read Ketchum's "Girl Next Door" and enjoy Internet porn.