Marilyn

Marilyn is talking with her friend, Jeanne Carmen, about her tryst with Jack Kennedy, and this is what Darwin Porter would have us believe she said. Take it with a little salt! But it’s fun.

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“It was all so familiar. The blowjob, then my getting on top of him to ride to the finish line. All the time, I fantasized about his divorcing Jackie and making me First Lady. Just think. I would have married the world’s greatest athlete, the world’s greatest playwright, and the world’s greatest politician. Not bad for a dumb blonde, wouldn’t you say?”

-- Marilyn Monroe per Darwin Porter’s “Marilyn at Rainbow’s End”

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Marilyn Monroe at the premiere of The Misfits, 1961.

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Lindsay

The trials and tribulations of Lindsay Lohan continue to unspool...

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It was a rough night for Lindsay Lohan and mama Dina .... first, flying to L.A. to dodge an arrest warrant and landing after midnight .... then getting rejected by a swanky hotel ... and TMZ has learned they were BLACKBALLED.

Lindsay and Dina showed up at Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica (see video) at around 1 AM Wednesday. Lindsay stayed in the car while Dina went inside to check in, but she was unceremoniously turned away. Sources at Shutters tell TMZ they put Lindsay on a blacklist after she allegedly trashed one of their rooms in 2007.

Lindsay and Dina then went up the road a piece, to the Loews Hotel where they were also turned away. Management tells TMZ ... there were no rooms available.

We don't know where Lindsay and Dina ended up ... but one thing's for sure ... with court starting at 8:30 AM, they're gonna have bags so big they'll need to check them for the return flight.

-- ONTD

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Goomer Pyle

Goomer Pyle is gay!? The actor, Jim Nabors, 82 years old, has just come out of the closet. First, it was a surprise to learn that the man is still alive, so that this is a double-barrelled surprise. I take it he was even with Rock Hudson at one time. I suppose it's nice that life can still throw up these pleasant little surprises.

Goomer Pyle, of course, goes back to the Andy Griffith show, from which the character spun off into a new show of its own, joining the marines with good old Sergeant Carter, the TV of my childhood. *Sigh* I wish I spent my childhood better, that I had taken to reading books then, when it might have done me some real good. But it was alright.

(Source: ONTD)

Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay

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Ron Jeremy

My world is trembling and sad.

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Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital ... and is being treated for an aneurysm that was located near his heart ... TMZ has learned.

Ron's manager, Mike Esterman, tells TMZ ... 59-year-old Ron drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing severe chest pain. Docs examined the legendary porn star ... and discovered the aneurysm.

According to Esterman, Ron's condition has worsened and he was transferred to the ICU. He's currently being prepped for surgery.

Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together ... including, "Super Hornio Brothers," "High Heels, Low Standards," and "A Christmas Orgy."

-- ONTD

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Hmm, "High Heels, Low Standards" sounds interesting, but I would recommend "Amanda by Night" if you want to see a true, hard-hitting performance by the all-time porn legend Ron Jeremy, though I especially love his scene in "Little Girls Lost" with Veronica Hart. Oh, the list is endless...

The Gun Insanity Rolls On

Missouri Bill Would Require All First Graders To Take NRA-Sponsored Gun Class

Students in Missouri have no sexual education requirement, so there’s a good chance they don’t know how to properly protect themselves from STIs or unintended pregnancy. Soon, though, they may be able to protect themselves from guns.

Missouri state Senate is considering a bill that would require all first graders in the state to take a gun safety training course. Using a grant provided by the National Rifle Association, it would put a “National Rifle Association’s Eddie Eagle Gunsafe Program” instructor in every first grade classroom.

-- News-LJ

I suppose this is part of what is widely known as the dumbing down of America.

Daily Fun

I am allergic to daisies! Photographer: Irina Silantyeva

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