Trump

“In a parlance Trump would appreciate: We’re still in the swimsuit competition. It gets harder in the talent rounds.”

-- David Axelrod

This is in response to Donald Trump's persistent lead among Republicans. We continue to seek consolation in the fact that it is still very early in the contest.

Sex

"Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know."

-- Amy Lowell

If you do not have sex in your life, even if you are a billionaire, you must feel as though your life is wasted. Of course, how many billionaires cannot get people to fuck? But you see my point.


[Source: Philip Ridley, "Tender Napalm"]