Cake and coke for breakfast?
Jul. 19th, 2012 08:00 amBo stretches upward to lean his forepaws on the armrest of the recliner, “Cake and coke for breakfast? I thought you weren’t going to do this anymore.”
“I know. But it’s chocolate cake. And Pop isn’t very good about bringing home sweetbread anymore. Speaking of chocolate, just make sure you don’t try to steal any of this!”
Bo says, “I know, I know. Why would I want to eat poison? I don’t understand how you can heap that stuff down your throat.”
“It is funny. In all the ways man and dog are so wonderfully harmonious, this is just one of those points on which we differ: what is poison for you is heaven to us. But, then again, we also don’t like to roll around in our feces.”
“Woof, you don’t know what you’re missing out on!”
“I’ll take your word on that. Now, if you don’t mind, I would like to get back to ‘Criminal Minds’ as well as my cake and coke.”
“Suit yourself! Maybe I’ll treat myself to some sweet catmeat, mmm!”
“Leave the cats alone!”
“Just fucking with you.”
“I know. But it’s chocolate cake. And Pop isn’t very good about bringing home sweetbread anymore. Speaking of chocolate, just make sure you don’t try to steal any of this!”
Bo says, “I know, I know. Why would I want to eat poison? I don’t understand how you can heap that stuff down your throat.”
“It is funny. In all the ways man and dog are so wonderfully harmonious, this is just one of those points on which we differ: what is poison for you is heaven to us. But, then again, we also don’t like to roll around in our feces.”
“Woof, you don’t know what you’re missing out on!”
“I’ll take your word on that. Now, if you don’t mind, I would like to get back to ‘Criminal Minds’ as well as my cake and coke.”
“Suit yourself! Maybe I’ll treat myself to some sweet catmeat, mmm!”
“Leave the cats alone!”
“Just fucking with you.”