Thanksgiving
Nov. 22nd, 2012 07:48 amThanksgiving. Pop is up early, before seven. Instead of getting our trusty Butterball, he got an H.E.B. turkey, and he is just now reading the instructons. It is a semi-cooked turkey and will not take long to cook. He did not have to get up early.
For my part, at least there are no guests, which makes things a thousand times better. Although I may get a very good meal out of this, I still think I might prefer a Swanson turkey TV dinner, just to be completely free of the friction and the tension.
"Yeah, but that's part of what is so fucked up about you. It's freaking wonderful that your father wants to make a big thanksgiving meal, and here you are, acting like you are being tortured. And you know you always appreciate having a good meal instead of a TV dinner."
If I don't get sick, spewing diarrhea on the toilet, struggling not to vomit at the same time.
"*laughing* You're priceless. You would be a pain in the ass to live with him, but priceless."
For my part, at least there are no guests, which makes things a thousand times better. Although I may get a very good meal out of this, I still think I might prefer a Swanson turkey TV dinner, just to be completely free of the friction and the tension.
"Yeah, but that's part of what is so fucked up about you. It's freaking wonderful that your father wants to make a big thanksgiving meal, and here you are, acting like you are being tortured. And you know you always appreciate having a good meal instead of a TV dinner."
If I don't get sick, spewing diarrhea on the toilet, struggling not to vomit at the same time.
"*laughing* You're priceless. You would be a pain in the ass to live with him, but priceless."